Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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