Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
