just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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