I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Let's get the cat blown out
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
Randomize
