We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
It's just like the Real World with babies
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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