Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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