Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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