Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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