I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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