office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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