i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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