I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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