chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
he was CRYING into my vagina
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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