don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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