He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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