So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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