she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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