So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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