I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I wish I only lived at night.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Blood and glitter go together right?
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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