You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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