I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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