I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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