PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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