Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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