i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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