Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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