She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
Randomize
