So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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