I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Come see our sink grown plant.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Randomize
