We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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