I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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