Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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