Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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