so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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