Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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