suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
i out mim tonsoeep
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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