How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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