It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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