4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
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