yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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