i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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