I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Randomize
