i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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