Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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