nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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