She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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