You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Watching her eat just hurts me
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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