I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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