i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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