Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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